Americans At Mercy Of Taliban; Just Glad We Don’t Have A President Who Posts Mean Tweets Anymore

KABUL—American soldiers, civilians, and contractors still stranded in Afghanistan said Thursday that while they’re a little upset that they’re 100% at the mercy of the Taliban, they are at least happy that the president doesn’t tweet mean things anymore. The thousands of Americans still stranded said they are taking consolation in the fact that weContinue reading “Americans At Mercy Of Taliban; Just Glad We Don’t Have A President Who Posts Mean Tweets Anymore”

Taliban Opens Chain Of U.S. Army Surplus Stores

“We need weapons to kill and subjugate the Afghan people under Sharia Law, but there’s just too much gear here!” said local Taliban leader Bob Muhammed. “There’s, like, billions of dollars and 20 years worth of weaponry around here, and now I can build a thriving business out of selling my wares to other terroristContinue reading “Taliban Opens Chain Of U.S. Army Surplus Stores”